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that's honest. I won't say
I warn't goin' to do it, because I _was_; but you--I mean somebody--got in
ahead o' me.”
“It's a lie! You done it, and you got to _say_ you done it, or--”
The king began to gurgle, and then he gasps out:
“'Nough!--I _own up!_”
I was very glad to hear him say that; it made me feel much more easier
than what I was feeling before. So the duke took his hands off and
says:
“If you ever deny it again I'll drown you. It's _well_ for you to set
there and blubber like
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got to _let on_ that a lantern's
resky. Why, we could work with a torchlight procession if we wanted to,
I believe. Now, whilst I think of it, we got to hunt up something to
make a saw out of the first chance we get.”
“What do we want of a saw?”
“What do we _want_ of it? Hain't we got to saw the leg of Jim's bed
off, so as to get the chain loose?”
“Why, you just said a body could lift up the bedstead and slip the chain
off.”
“Well, if that ain't just like you, Huck Finn. You _can_ get up the
infant-schooliest ways of going at a thing. Why, hain't you ever read
any books at all?--Baron Trenck, nor Casanova, nor Benvenuto Chelleeny,
nor Henri IV., nor none of them heroes? Who ever heard of getting a
prisoner loose in such an old-maidy way as that? No; the way all the
best authorities does is to saw the bed-leg in two, and leave it just
so, and swallow the sawdust, so it can't be found, and put some dirt and
grease around the sawed place so the very keenest seneskal can't see
no sign of it's being sawed, and thinks the bed-leg is perfectly sound.
Then, the night you're ready, fetch the leg a kick, down she goes; slip
off your chain, and there you are. Nothing to do but hitch your
rope ladder to the battlements, shin down it, break your leg in the
moat--because a rope ladder is nineteen foot too short, you know--and
there's your horses and your trusty vassles, and they scoop you up and
fling you across a saddle, and away you go to your native Langudoc, or
Navarre, or wherever it is. It's gaudy, Huck. I wish there was a moat
to this cabin. If we get time, the night of the escape, we'll dig one.”
I says:
“What do we want of a moat when we're going to snake him out from under
the cabin?”
But he never heard me. He had forgot me and everything else. He had
his chin in his hand, thinking. Pretty soon he sighs and shakes his
head; then sighs again, and says:
“No, it wouldn't do--there ain't necessity enough for it.”
“For what?” I says.
“Why, to saw Jim'